drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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