So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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