Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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