the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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