i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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