You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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