I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Are we still banned from the library?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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