Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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