oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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