Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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