I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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