but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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