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Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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