I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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