I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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