I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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