I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
