What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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