a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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