Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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