Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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