So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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