i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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