We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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