so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
