that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
