the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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