You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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