I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
this just has baby written all over it
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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