what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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