I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize
