I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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