Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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