just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
50% drunk capacity currently
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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