gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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