Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize