You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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