I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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