thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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