I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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