i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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