so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I believe in your delicious
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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