You just made me feel so damn special
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Damn victory sex feels great
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