quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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