im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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