He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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