I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Dick very happy bro
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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