Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Randomize
