New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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