I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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