Someone shit on the floor
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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