she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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