Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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