Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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