I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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