she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
