He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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