four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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