My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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