I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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